A man bought a robot that could tell anything....he put in coffee and tea ,the robot said coffee tea!the man was happy.next he got soda mixed with sugar ,salt and water.the robot said sugar,salt,soda,water!the man was very happy.again he wanted to test the robot further,he got his saliver mixed with water,he asked his wife to put urine,he also asked his daughter to put her urine,he gets sand mixed these with lemon..he starts waiting for results....the robot said sand!lemon!water! saliver!daughter present gonorhea,siphillis,2 months pregnant,cervical cancer!wife just from having sex with four men,3 months pregnant and its not yours,........b4 the robot could finish the man fainted...