JOKES

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During class, a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asks the students:
"Students, If you were on a date, having supper
with a nice young lady, how would you tell her
that you have to go to the bathroom? Oscar?"
Oscar: "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
Teacher: "That would be rude and impolite!!!
Teacher: "What about you Chisha? How would
you say it?" Chisha: "I am sorry, but I really
need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very
nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner
table. And you Little Johnny, are you able to use
your intelligence for once and show us your
good manners?" Johnny: "I would say: 'Darling,
may I please be excused for a moment? I have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,
who I hope you'll get to meet after supper. "
The teacher fainted!!

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