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GENERAL USHERS’ CONDUCT

The Usher’s lifestyle: Leadership by example Spiritual preparation The first key to effectiveness in prayer, spending time in individual and group prayer before and after the service is a very important tool of service. The usher should also cultivate the “T” Qualities, which are: -Teach ability: Willing to learn -Having good memory for names. -Tactfulness: ability to do and say the right thing without offence -Thoughtful: Knowing when, how and what to do -Team player: work better as a team (Luke 9:14) having regular meetings together. Natural/Physical Preparation Manners, physical appearance and personal hygiene are crucial as an usher. You should not put people off. Ushers should learn to be sensitive to peoples’ needs and limits to build lasting relations. Be courteous as you direct people to their respective seats; greet people warmly making them feel like the Royalty they are (1 Pet. 2:9). Practical Ushering Ushers Positioning It is p...

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The Mental Patient's Act of Love bwalya and mercy were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, bwalya suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. mercy promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled bwalya out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of mercy's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell mercy the news she said, "mercy, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, bwalya, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so so...

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Akpos peter and paul were patients of a psychatric hospital. One day the 3 of them were shouting to the doctor dat they were not mad that they should be released...the doctor taught for a while and said b4 i allw u pple 2 qo u would do a task 4 me..the doctor drew a car on the floor and said anybody that can push this car to the gate would be discharged immediately peter and paul started pushing the floor..but akpos juxt sat in one corner laughing..when the doctor saw akpos he wax impressed and asked young man why didnt you join ur friendx?? And akpos replied.those 2 are mad men they dont knw dat the key to dat car ix in my pocket.. When they are tired i would use the key to open the car and drive away...

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A man bought a robot that could tell anything....he put in coffee and tea ,the robot said coffee tea!the man was happy.next he got soda mixed with sugar ,salt and water.the robot said sugar,salt,soda,water!the man was very happy.again he wanted to test the robot further,he got his saliver mixed with water,he asked his wife to put urine,he also asked his daughter to put her urine,he gets sand mixed these with lemon..he starts waiting for results....the robot said sand!lemon!water! saliver!daughter present gonorhea,siphillis,2 months pregnant,cervical cancer!wife just from having sex with four men,3 months pregnant and its not yours,........b4 the robot could finish the man fainted...

JOKES

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students: "Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? Oscar?" Oscar: "Just a minute, I have to go pee." Teacher: "That would be rude and impolite!!! Teacher: "What about you Chisha? How would you say it?" Chisha: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?" Johnny: "I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope you'll get to meet after supper. " The teacher fainted!!

RCCG VISION

As received by the General Overseer (G.O.), Pastor E. A. Adeboye, and communicated to the Headquarters leaders, our vision and mission statement shall remain intact, with a qualifying addendum in view of the peculiarity of the demography in the North American region. They are as follows: To make heaven. To take as many people with us. To have a member of RCCG in every family of all nations. To accomplish No. 1 above, holiness will be our lifestyle. To accomplish No. 2 and 3 above, we will plant churches within five minutes walking distance in every city and town of developing countries and within five minutes driving distance in every city and town of developed countries. We will pursue these objectives until every Nation in the world is reached for the Lord Jesus Christ

OFFICIATING AT NATIONAL PROGRAMMES

CAMP OPERATIONS This serves as a summary of the operations of the department as it concerns programmers such as the Holy Ghost Service and every programmer at the Camp (Convention, Holy Congress, and Special Holy Ghost Service). They are categorized, under the followings: Registration Every Usher is to present him/herself to the Secretariat (usually at the Vestry) for registration in the National register (additional registers are provided at the province level also). Make enquiries as it concerns your province. Posting and auditorium operations The general posting of Ushers is done through a chart that is made available to all province leaders who are expected to communicate same to his/her Ushers. Ushers are then expected to report to the blocks area allotted to them where they are also expected to register; they are then allocated registration tags. No Usher is allowed to officiate without proper registration. The Usher is therefore t...